Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

I’ve seen so many people on the TL say that Nigeria hates women. I don’t particularly agree with that.

I think Nigeria hates anyone who isn’t of the ruling class, elite or related to those groups. I think it is more of a class issue than gender issue.

— Faisal ‘Jajayomi (@JajaPhD) May 1, 2019

You constantly prove every day that you have nothing in your head.

Good luck to everyone going for an interview this month. Congratulations in advance!

— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) May 1, 2019

Amen. Testimony in a month’s time!

We are a product of our experiences, and our experiences are not universal.

— Chude Jideonwo (@Chude) May 1, 2019

No truer words have been said.

What if Tonto Dikeh is her ex-husband’s karma?
See, there are some things we can’t understand about life. If you ruin lives, another person will come and ruin yours. Be careful o! ???

— Baybie (@Baybie8) May 1, 2019

I have never seen a bittered and loudmouthed woman as Tonto Dikeh…

May something like Tonto never happen to anyone I know.

— TWEETBRO? (@Tweetbro_) May 1, 2019

Tonto Dikeh is doing the Lord’s work. I didn’t see this level outrage when the man went on the offensive. And I choose to not entertain it now that she’s gone nuclear.

In fact, I stan!

— Joey Akan (@JoeyAkan) May 1, 2019

So tonto dikeh’s husband was a yahoo boy and also obasanjo’s librarian too?
Nigga been day pick up from all sides o pic.twitter.com/KqU2cW5dpB

— Blackmagic!! (@sleekymikey) May 1, 2019