Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. John Dammy
https://twitter.com/johndammi/status/1017010055546368001
Lol! What?!
He might have his reasons na. What is wrong with John sef?
2. Ayo Dotun
This sad reality…
https://twitter.com/lifeofayodotun/status/1017005489337585665
Or am I wrong?
3. Savage
https://twitter.com/Nigerian_Savage/status/1017008370933469184
Ermmm… Jupiter, no, Mars, no…. wooo, I don’t know joor. Before they…. *loses voice*.
4. Saleh Ashaka
https://twitter.com/AshakaSaleh/status/1016958948493193216
5. Philz
These killings have continued unabated,in fact, the herdsmen just picked up from where they stopped.
Meanwhile, your favorite President and Mr Transmission just sent 30,000 Policemen to Ekiti.
What matters to @MBuhari is election. He doesn't care about Nigerians. @segalink pic.twitter.com/QwSy1nV93C— Agentshishkin (@AgentShishkin) July 11, 2018
6. Kate Henshaw
The actress points out an unfortunate phenomenon:
Thursday June 28th…
It's been 2 weeks since the trailer fire incident that claimed so many lives!!
Who has been held accountable??
What measures are being taken to prevent a recurrence?
We forget so readily….
We sweep a lot under the carpet..— Kate Amaka Henshaw (@HenshawKate) July 11, 2018
The carpet bulges!!
The condolence messages are over and the prayers that went up have ended!!
People have moved on but life is not the same for the families affected..
Till the next time…..#ThisisNigeria— Kate Amaka Henshaw (@HenshawKate) July 11, 2018
Nigerians have become so ‘immune’ to negative incidents that we simply talk about it for a very short time and move on.
7. Wale Gates
"My daughters and son married as virgins, sow $1000 to tap into the anointing" – Pastor Funke Adejummo #wirewiregospel 🙌🙌🙌 pic.twitter.com/TsNYcJrV0x
— Wale Gates (@walegates) July 11, 2018
