Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 . Kemen
The disgraced #BBNaija housemate tried his first PR stunt after leaving the Big Brother house. We suppose he skimmed our rule book.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYipERjtpp/?taken-by=kemen_fitness
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYsdLtjNzH/?taken-by=kemen_fitness
Verdict: Meh. Falls flat. Leaves too many questions. E.g; your action was not a ‘sexual violation’? We only ‘perceived’ it as such? You ‘overplayed the game’ into TBoss’s pants? Is the ‘reality’ that it never happened? The video was all Big brother’s concoction?
‘The God of a second chance,’ though. That part’s gold. Hilarious as hell.
However, Twitter has rejected this ‘apology’, and so have we.
#NotAnApology
2. TBoss
A counsellor paid a visit to the Big Brother house to talk about consent and this gave TBoss the opportunity to speak her truth concerning what happened.
Do see below:
https://twitter.com/thatsugarcane/status/839456232868040705
As for those saying TBoss needs to move past it, don’t be unfortunate.
Educate yourself:
I have seen so many 'Tboss needs to move past it'. Let me tell you, you can never move past Sexual abuse, it's stuck at the back of ur mind
— Big Fish Gee 🦈 (@GbemmyG) March 8, 2017
Tboss says she's still angry at the housemates for judging her.
Now they'll continue to walk on eggshells around her.— a whole spice rack (@TifeBollz) March 8, 2017
She is definitely entitled to that anger, and they have to suck it up. https://t.co/XNOvjyZvft
— Requirement Already Satisfied (@je_mc2) March 8, 2017
Serves them right
3. Clara Amfo
Today is International Women’s Day. On a day like this, there’s a lot to say. Clara sets the tone.
i. Liberty
https://twitter.com/claraamfo/status/839414893455556609
ii. Our Ancestry
My great-aunt May. Chief M Ekpiken chilling at the beach in the 1950s. She fought for equal pay for female public servants#internationalWD pic.twitter.com/tLFukkZfab
— PDBraide (@pdbraide) March 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/ijeomaumebinyuo/status/839519056331841536
iii. Gender inequality
A woman will suffer to push out your big head from her body then you fix your mouth to day women are inferior? Unfortunate
— Jola (@Jollz) March 8, 2017
iv. Our future
https://twitter.com/Fayo_funmi/status/839429903221207040
v. Protectors of the realm
Today we are celebrating women in The Met who have been protecting #London since 1919 #InternationalWomensDay pic.twitter.com/YcfnYhirVi
— Metropolitan Police (@metpoliceuk) March 8, 2017
Finally,
#InternationalWomensDay? Why does it have to be a day? For equality, we believe it should be #InternationalWomensEVERYday! pic.twitter.com/uo1uOMzCkW
— Spring (@spring4creators) March 8, 2017
You got that right.
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About that H-factor
https://twitter.com/AnimalsEdits/status/665907651272966144
https://twitter.com/TheKhalifaS_/status/839160371135016961
What a revelation.
Open letter to Aunty Linda
Couple get creative with their prewedding photoshoot done in a keke Napep https://t.co/8hJPbrppWZ
— Linda Ikeji Blog (@lindaikeji) March 6, 2017
Ma'am, @lindaikeji It's my picture you posted on your blog, & people I didn't plan inviting are already calling
Edakun, sponsor my Wedding 😥 https://t.co/pMCS3dEpGW— Olufunso BENSON (@dafunzee) March 7, 2017
You can do it, ma.
4. @Dikachim
It’s a good day to discuss why a man would want his wife to pound yam for him at 10 pm. @Dikachim attacks this entitlement mentality.
I don't know why you'd want to eat pounded yam at 10pm, worse still have some other human go through the stress
— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) March 8, 2017
and the other human is your wife that you should ordinarily want to make her life as easy and comfortable as possible
— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) March 8, 2017
and the other human is your wife that you should ordinarily want to make her life as easy and comfortable as possible
— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) March 8, 2017
if your wife woke you up to pound yam at 10pm, would you happily pound it? Is your wife any less human? what's so special about pounded yam?
— Nwakibeya (@Dikachim) March 8, 2017
Good question.
5. Kemi Adetiba
This is why woman is everything!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYzbasA1Oq/?taken-by=kemiadetiba
6. Mark Essien
In other news, Mark Essien leaves tips on how to tackle work when it gets too much.
Do see below:
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/839400916629532676
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/839401087937445888
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/839401327507697664
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/839401604268888065
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/839402134168817665
7. @FireOFola
Why do we do this in this country?
https://twitter.com/FireOFola/status/839513534329389056
What will a woman not hear?
Goodnight and happy International Women’s Day.









