Today’s Noisemakers: Lauretta Onochie tweets foolishness again, Senator Shehu Sani foretold the release of Chibok girls today + Toolz Oniru is pregnant

Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:


1. Lauretta Onochie

PA to President Buhari on social media has been running her mouth again. Really, there’s no other way to put it. We’d thought she’d have gotten our memo by now, but apparently, this foot and mouth disease is untreatable. Do see below:


[In case you missed it]: “Lauretta Onochie is a disaster and the presidency needs to get rid of her now”

2. Media reports of the Chibok girls’ release

It has been reported by both foreign and local media that more Chibok girls have been released. First, we heard 80, then 62. The Federal government is yet to confirm the truth of these reports.

3. Senator Shehu Sani the prophet?

While we await official confirmation, we recall that Shehu Sani had tweeted this earlier today:

4. Nigerians are thrilled beyond belief

5. Afrispheric on the power game

Other reactions

Dear Lord.

[Read also]: ” Breaking: The Presidency confirms release of 82 Chibok girls in prisoner swap”

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6. Igbo people

7. Toolz and Captain Demuren


Beat FM OAP, Tolu Oniru and Captain Demuren are expectant.

Way to go…

Make some noise.

Womb watchers, go to bed.

[Read also]: “Today’s Noisemakers: Banky W and Adesua Etomi are a couple”

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