Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Lauretta Onochie
PA to President Buhari on social media has been running her mouth again. Really, there’s no other way to put it. We’d thought she’d have gotten our memo by now, but apparently, this foot and mouth disease is untreatable. Do see below:
Group gives President #Buhari @MBuhari 2weeks ultimatum to address the nation and Presidency to come out with his health status
— SeunOkin Channels tv (@seunokin) May 6, 2017
In nations where all (leaders and ordinary citizens) is respected, ones health status is private. He/she decides to tell their family or not
— Lauretta Onochie (@Laurestar) May 6, 2017
Reactions
Buhari's medical bills are being paid by Nigerian tax payers. That alone requires him to make his health status known to Nigerians.
— Edward Obi-Akpere ?? (@Obiakpere) May 6, 2017
This old hag is drinking "emu" again. When will you be sober Aunty Lor Lor?
— The Whole Truth (@Naija_VoxDei) May 6, 2017
You're talking nonsense. He's a public figure, he has no privacy in that regard as long as he's in the seat
— ᵀᴴᴱ ᴼᴿᴵᴳᴵᴻᴬᴸ McCoy (@Teaziii) May 6, 2017
Why is twitter still free?
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??? https://t.co/v6vqMipLuG— Bill Gates’ Maiguard (@knightofdelta) May 6, 2017
2. Media reports of the Chibok girls’ release
It has been reported by both foreign and local media that more Chibok girls have been released. First, we heard 80, then 62. The Federal government is yet to confirm the truth of these reports.
BREAKING: 80 Kidnapped Chibok Girls Freed By Boko Haram | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/2St9ViAq2z
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) May 6, 2017
BREAKING: 62 Chibok schoolgirls kidnapped by Boko Haram 'freed' https://t.co/1xP9pfGvxu pic.twitter.com/cCBQdwgvD1
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) May 6, 2017
#BringBackOurGirls Chibok Girls Updates: Sources told @saharaReporters that latest release of Chibok girls involved prisoner exchange
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) May 6, 2017
#BringBackOurGirls: Chibok girls freed by Boko Haram today, are 62 not 82 according to a source involved in the airlift of girls from Banki
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) May 6, 2017
Dozens of Chibok girls freed in Nigeria https://t.co/SPrJYzozLN
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) May 6, 2017
A large number of Chibok girls have been released, unclear how many, possibly over 80.
— Stephanie Hegarty (@stephhegarty) May 6, 2017
3. Senator Shehu Sani the prophet?
While we await official confirmation, we recall that Shehu Sani had tweeted this earlier today:
Chibok girls shall be free Insha Allah.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) May 6, 2017
The Only authority to confirm the release of the Chibok girls is the Federal government.However,credible negotiations took place.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) May 6, 2017
4. Nigerians are thrilled beyond belief
Whoop whoop!
Pray this is true.
Progress. https://t.co/B4z8qJkSPL— Folu (@FoluShaw) May 6, 2017
Pre @MBuhari VP @ProfOsinbajo SHOULD pls DIRECT @FemAdesina @GarShehu to SPEAK UP NOW on news of RELEASE of 80#ChibokGirls #PublicMessaging
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) May 6, 2017
195 – 82 = 113 Chibok Girls hopefully left. https://t.co/eSyNZqc7T8
— Folu (@FoluShaw) May 6, 2017
The National Intelligence Agency is also one of the government organs, involved in the negotiations to free the Chibok girls. Good news!
— Nnamdi Anekwe-Chive (@nnamdianekwe) May 6, 2017
This was perfectly arranged and timed bro…
U should know this… https://t.co/8LXMmLWJE8
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
5. Afrispheric on the power game
Chibok girls…
Many naively underestimate the length the "born to rule" went to (re)acquire power…
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
Nigeria is a country where evil in its purest form finds expression in our politics…
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
Mrs. Clinton was reported to have said if she wants to change the media focus, she changes her hairstyle.
Same principal works in NGR…
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
Buhari has just been tossed a media life line
Genius…
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
Like i said sometime back, the Chibok girls incident will be fully milked & used for maximum impact for this regime
No happenstance here…
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
Before or by 2019 elections, all the girls would have been released.
Just watch
Maximum impact…
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
Best of luck to these released girls, they have suffered enough as chess pieces in a ruthless power game
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
Other reactions
Lol. New distraction. Who will ask for the health status of the President when our precious chibok girls are back? i love this movie!! ??
— Tomide (@MrTomide) May 6, 2017
How come the Chibok girls are coming back in batches?
— The Polymath (@iamRexcity) May 6, 2017
Some chibok girls back,
Some unfortunates keep shouting distraction
Oda npe gbogbo feh shey oriburuku papo abi ?
3yrs?
Awon omolomo ?— Peaceful Tout ??? (@lerdhan) May 6, 2017
Finally another distraction and something to tell the world on May 29th 2017. They brought back 80 Chibok women from where they kept them.
— Free Liah Sharibu (@AmeGerian01) May 6, 2017
They released the chibok girls around this same time last year…. Close to May 29
— دمي فلسطيني (@rancho4lyfe) May 6, 2017
Dear Lord.
[Read also]: ” Breaking: The Presidency confirms release of 82 Chibok girls in prisoner swap”
Commercial break
God asked me if I wanted wealth or a retentive memory…As I drive away in my matte black 2017 Prado I've forgotten what answer I gave him
— Imoh Umoren (@ImohUmoren) May 6, 2017
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6. Igbo people
It's only in Nnewi that someone riding ladies machine will be shouting at someone driving Jeep "common bupu rubbish a na uzo!"
— Igbo Facts (@_IgboFacts) May 6, 2017
In Igboland, the person riding the ladies machine (motorbike) is equal to the person riding in the jeep. https://t.co/6hxM6nJekZ
— afrispheric (@afrispheric) May 6, 2017
7. Toolz and Captain Demuren
Yipeeeeeeee!!!!!
Beat FM OAP, Tolu Oniru and Captain Demuren are expectant.
Way to go…
Make some noise.
Womb watchers, go to bed.
[Read also]: “Today’s Noisemakers: Banky W and Adesua Etomi are a couple”
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