Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Nigerians survive insane situations because we’re literally bred to push through anything. It makes us ridiculously resilient but also unimaginably cruel.

— Imoteda (@Imoteda) April 10, 2019

And then we’ll go to Dubai to rob.

Car AC is a skin care product.

— Sam Hart (@hartng) April 10, 2019

This is the gospel.

This girl took my sweater then brought it back after a few weeks and said I should wear it and put my smell back on it ?

— Olanrewaju (@Olanrewaju_Max) April 10, 2019

What if she wanted to reuse it for rituals?

The execution of Kudirat Adesola Afolabi is solely on The Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr Geoffrey Onyeama and The SSA to PMB on Foreign Affairs & Diaspora, Ms Abike Dabiri.
That was the execution of an innocent person in a foreign land that need not have happened.

— Penfold (@MrPenfold_) April 10, 2019

So, in Ibadan, someone apparently withdrew cash from an ATM using the ‘cardless transaction’ option and some people approached him, apprehended him, dragged him to the police station and got him detained for withdrawing cash without a card.

Nigerians never fail! ???

— Uncle Demola (@OmoGbajaBiamila) April 10, 2019

We are all in a zoo.

I can’t stop laughing. Same Gideon that was trying to hustle for a queer role in a film through a major PR director in Nigeria? Issaokay sha, everyone got to trend somehow. But again, if you know, you know. #PeaceOut https://t.co/kVJfjdbNdD

— Olúmidé F Mákànjúọlá (@O_Makanjuola) April 10, 2019

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