Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Here’s a reminder that President Buhari was sworn in 27 days ago and still has no ministers. https://t.co/Lot8QzGukW

— Sandra Ezekwesili (@SEzekwesili) June 25, 2019

Ahn-ahn, keep your voice down.

Awolowo Road this rainy afternoon….hmmm pic.twitter.com/9NwKCtawDa

— Kate Henshaw (@HenshawKate) June 25, 2019

Sanwo-Olu will handle it.

Super Eagles cancelled their training due to non-payment of allowances. I thought this madness had ended. Why did it return?

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 25, 2019

Can’t they play for free?

Multiply Senator Amosun with as many Governors, ex-Governors & any other political wannabe in Nigeria & you can understand militancy, Boko Haram, kidnappings and armed robbery in Nigeria…

— Temisan Okomi (@temiokomi) June 25, 2019

Just throw this entire country into the bin.

A health condition I struggled with in Nigeria for years was sorted in weeks abroad.
Nigerian doctors did not have the technology to detect and deal with the issue.

If you have the opportunity and resources to relocate from Nigeria, do it before it kills you.

— Praise George (@praisegeorge) June 25, 2019

So if we all leave Nigeria, who will be left? Let’s be guided.