Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

 

1. TBoss’ #BossNation

The other day, fans of TBoss made a video. Now they are out with a music video.

#BossNation you already know we're the bestest @PayPorte #BBNSuperFan pic.twitter.com/My8oxVEp2R

— Tokunbor Idowu (@officialtboss) April 8, 2017

Lol. I didn't know #BossNation yaff drop single!? ??? https://t.co/Y4YpQdwGbs

— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) April 8, 2017

Dear Lord, what has #BBNaija done to us?

[IN CASE YOU MISSED IT]: “BBNAIJA: A VIDEO? TBOSS’ #BOSSNATION IS NOT EVEN PLAYING AROUND [WATCH]”

2. Bum Bum Confusion

What is it with black men and bum bum, biko. Ogbeni Dipo was on groomsmen duty, but here he was concerned about:

Nobody's daughter will confuse me with their bum bum today?? #FocusedYorubaDemon #BeardGangLoading pic.twitter.com/qmHwuIAthq

— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) April 8, 2017

U look like one bum bum is confusing you already https://t.co/weKzAkZAA9

— BMAX (@LifeOfBmax) April 8, 2017

Tell him o.

 

 

3. Shehu Sani

 

The sharp shooting Senator is at it again:

When some people say Nigeria was destroyed and looted for 16years,they will then limit themselves to GEJ era but they said "16".

— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) April 8, 2017

Tell them.

 

4. Afrispheric

 

Speaking of which, Afrispheric does a comparison between GEJ’s days and Buhari’s, with journos being picked up by the Secret Service for one thing or another.

Stuff like this was standard under military rule, only it was military intelligence that compiled & maintained the list back then

— afrispheric (@afrispheric) April 8, 2017

Hope we won’t have a #FreeOkey on our hands in the days to come.

 

5. BBOG

*Sigh*

Can you believe it? It’s 3 years since the Chibok girls were kidnapped from school. 3 whole years.

In that time, only 21 girls made it home. The remaining are still in captivity. The Bring Back Our Girls Movement marks the 3 year anniversary of that unfortunate event. Do see below:

"Integrity is not contextual, integrity is whole: a promise is a promise and it must be fulfilled" @obyezeks @ GWA Day 1: @naijama @prohabe pic.twitter.com/dBkOIaIczk

— Manasseh Allen (@salakwa1) April 8, 2017

Tree planting by #ChibokGirlsAmbassadors to commemorate 3 years in captivity for #ChibokGirls #3YearsTooLong #NoMoreExcuses pic.twitter.com/eilm4UXcsN

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) April 8, 2017

Join us tomorrow at 4 PM for a Special Sunday Service for Year-3 Global Week of Action for OUR #ChibokGirls. Unity F pic.twitter.com/fQPbLureej

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) April 8, 2017

**********Commercial Break**********

when she says she likes guys who leave an impression wherever they go. pic.twitter.com/5SEeqU27kd

— Tobi (@TheTobiSmith) April 7, 2017

President Trump says the attack in Syria has “crossed many lines.” https://t.co/0hheHJazEj pic.twitter.com/Y65iyx4gYS

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/846888918297460737

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6. No words.

This is a hospital in Zamfara state… Nigerian Leaders can't make Heaven pic.twitter.com/ybvX4UHJcz

— Amigo (@PapazLagos) April 7, 2017

7. @Marrgarritah

True or false?

There's a certain way that men / women will flock around you when you're in a relationship.
It's like it makes you more attractive.

— Fat Girl, Very Mighty God, Your Personal Problem (@Marrgarritah) April 8, 2017

It happened to me when I was in school. I failed ????

— Rikudou Sennin (@Fin_Disu) April 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/solaadio/status/850755086930370560

Hahahaha.