Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Don’t cast your non-actor girlfriends in your film. It shows

— Imoh (@ImohUmoren) June 18, 2019

Who owns this sub?

But I’m humble. My tshirt is not expensive. https://t.co/ZK9VYq01Rw

— Simi (@SympLySimi) June 18, 2019

LMAO. Sell your market.

Me: Good morning how are you?

Pharmacist: Fine. Where you from?

Me: From Nigeria I would like some Ibuprofen. Can I get that here?

Pharmacist: Yes, you can get that here. You can also get a new husband here, to live better life in China. Many Chinese man will love you.

— Dr Ola Brown (Orekunrin) (@NaijaFlyingDr) June 18, 2019

But drugs get husband free. Good deal!

My Apple Watch unlocking my iMac feels like 2020. But power cuts and generator noise, very much 1920.

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 18, 2019

Show-off.

MC Oluomo & his son hosted by the Gov of Georgia. I have so many comments & questions that I think it’s best not to say anything pic.twitter.com/ICqApVi8B8

— The Male Arya Stark (@I_Am_Ilemona) June 18, 2019

You better speak now or forever hold your piece.