Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Eka

Yes, take responsibility! End the blames, it does not help anything.

You're not allowed to blame your parents or environment for your failures when you reach a certain age in your life.

It's all you!

— Eka (@Lionezz__) December 20, 2017

2. Tolu Ogunlesi

Hmmm….Let’s just drop this here.

Are you engaged to a Yoruba demon, and planning a pre-wedding shoot? Then this might interest you. Our elders say to catch monkey you must do like monkey. pic.twitter.com/0c2AgkDuP5

— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) December 20, 2017

3. Davido

As we await his 30 Billion concert.

My governor!!! God bless you sir @AkinwunmiAmbode December 27th, shut down thing‼️ pic.twitter.com/o7qsY3mzZT

— Davido (@iam_Davido) December 20, 2017

4. Oby Ezekwesili

We all hope for a better today and future.

I honestly hate telling stories of our beautiful childhood days to our young ones who were born into a tougher context. I look forward to a time when the Past stops being more memorable than our Present especially for celebration seasons like Christmas ?

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) December 20, 2017

5. Adekunle Gold

Adekunle does not play with people on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/Favouritefcode/status/943566056249020416

Toh! Kuku open shop for my head na. ??‍♂️ https://t.co/7QlLzkofjK

— KING AG #ABOUT30 (@adekunleGOLD) December 20, 2017

Omoleye Omoruyi

Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram