Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
I am looking for a sister o! https://t.co/dAcQtHL4fZ
— Wizkid (@wizkidayo) May 11, 2018
Someone cannot ask for something in peace again, See Davido shaking this table (maybe it’s already broken sef)
Tiwa our sista ooo 😂😂😂 STAR BOY !! ⭐️ https://t.co/lvWll6nGOd
— Davido (@iam_Davido) May 11, 2018
— Tiwa Savage (@TiwaSavage) May 11, 2018
That is how play play will turn to the real thing.
Go on babe!!!
3. Badt Boi
Dear GTB, Please stop maintaining my ATM Card for me, I just bought my own tools, from now on I'll be maintaining it myself so you can stop debiting me every month.
Customer wey no like wahala pic.twitter.com/Zf2ktdmo6X
— Portrait Artist (@badt_BOI_) May 11, 2018
But… isn’t it cheaper if the bank maintains it? Especially since there are other things like oil and oil filter yet to be bought?
What we should be asking: “Why do we have to pay a lot of money to get the card and still pay everytime to maintain it?”
Tbh tho, the financial pressure on men is a lot.
Sometimes caused by society / family and sometimes even themselves
— An Unapologetic Slay Queen, don't stress me plis (@Marrgarritah) May 11, 2018
Tell ‘them’, tell them oo!
5. Oby Ezekwesili
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like the Weekends come too quickly these days? 😀
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) May 11, 2018
It is not just you oo! The days are running away from us in Nigeria.
6. Francis Agoda
Commendable! Really. Let’s stop waiting for the government to do basically everything.
We can do little things in our little way that will translate to GREATER GOOD.
7. Yung 6ix
Do yourself a Favor if you love your girl don’t check her phone.
— High St🌟R (@Yung6ix) May 11, 2018
Over 7 billion people in this world and you think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha
That's exactly what I'm gonna do pic.twitter.com/6nZxREFwBn
— your MCM and TWELEB 🇳🇬 🌍 (@iamtelo_) May 11, 2018
You know that emoji you use? That one now. Where the person opens his/her palms to the sky.
Use it now, twice – for emphasis.