Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers
Here are the ones we saw today:
Soursop isn’t any fruit’s mate if we’re being serious. It’s leagues ahead of the rest. It’s not even a competition.
— Toyo (@__Omotoyosi__) February 8, 2019
OK, soursop activist.
Is it true that Eko Bridge is now clear of all those trucks? That a miracle has suddenly cleared them off of the road? That they will no longer terrorise lagosians? No!!! It’s not true!!!
I wonder how this was possible? 🤔
Hmmm…must be good governance.
— Femi Jacobs (@FemiJACOBS) February 8, 2019
It’s an agenda, bro.
Before you jump on hashtags tweeting about rape
CHECK YOUR NIGGAZ
— ZAHEER! (@iam_YCEE) February 8, 2019
Louder for those men at the back with Airpods.
I be acting classist sometimes. But I be working on it.
— Ozzy Etomi (@ozzyetomi) February 8, 2019
Keep at it, sis.
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For a little bonus, I will throw in a lingering kiss.
DM me now to make your neighbors and coworkers jealous.
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— Pacifier (@lus_junior) February 8, 2019