Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
I’m having an online interview right now and I’m asked What ASAP stands for??
Please guys, help me out as soon as possible.
— Duke of Ibadan ?️ (@AsiwajuLerry) April 10, 2020
Have you gotten the answer yet?
2.
Doctor: can you show me where the pain is coming from?
Me: *shows doctor a text that has been seen with no reply*
— Funny?Banter (@iTv001) April 10, 2020
Praying for your heart to heal.
3.
Please help me ask MTN o, If you cannot give good 4G network, why are you thinking of 5G?
— martial (@Okslaw_11) April 10, 2020
Please ask o.
4.
Federal government should give our money to Jehovah witness to share for us because they know every compound in Nigeria.
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) April 10, 2020
Preach.
5.
If your skin no fresh inside this lockdown, you can never be fresh again.
— Brezzaddict? (@waxzyy_) April 10, 2020
That’s the end.
6.
If Tolu Ogunlesi hasn’t blocked you yet on twitter than, you are probably a Buharist. Man blocks anyone who speaks against the bad governance of President Buhari. Same ogunlesi that didn’t let Jonathan rest.
— Mayowa Olagunju ❁ (@iam_doctormayor) April 10, 2020
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