To be honest, the only opportunity some people may ever get- to live with people from every part of Nigeria- is NYSC camp.
It’s also a place where things can go south real quick.
Here are a few tweets that’d give you an idea of how NYSC camp can be:
- Disclaimer.
The greatest clarion call in Nigeria presently isn't the national or NYSC anthem. It's "Eyin omo wobe"…
— Shekere The Little (@Reclvse) November 8, 2015
2. Because, sometimes abracadabra can take place.
So they did Mr Macho and Miss NYSC last night. Guy who won Mr Macho won a TV. Someone's already stolen it. #NySCBatchB2015
— Oluwamayowa Idowu (@MayowaIdowu) November 8, 2015
3. Somebody can’t come and die because of English.
Guy during obstacle course: see dat babe dey form Unk Ogan
Me: wetin?
Guy: UNK OGAN. Dat wrestler guy
😒😒😒 #NySCBatchB2015— benito (@iconicDemoe) November 4, 2015
4. When they call you animal and they actually mean it.
https://twitter.com/XANTAPLUS/status/661493995504328704
5. Material things are not important. Never forget.
I knew shit was real in NYSC camp when someone's engagement ring got stolen.
— Mayowa. (@Wana____) November 12, 2015
6. When you take R-Kelly’s ‘If I could turn back the hands of time’ too seriously.
https://twitter.com/Jide_drugz/status/664035524546592768
7. When you somehow think Kano and Heathrow are the same thing.
https://twitter.com/PAPY_CHU_LO/status/664008041038262272
8. No friend in this life.
The same guys that will be in your room will be plotting how to leave camp with your phones during the last day of NYSC camp 😭😭
— Oladipo (@DipoAW) November 8, 2015
9. Same batch. Different levels.
https://twitter.com/Kh0lz/status/662370690239176704
10. It’s the little things that can change your destiny.
https://twitter.com/Jide_drugz/status/660489530571640832
11. When you are the author and finisher of full charge.
Shai nysc 😄😅😄"@kkdonjay: When the only socket in the room is close to your bunk in camp. https://t.co/FOzgeAUdw1"
— AgbaSolThe2nd (@captaintsu) October 23, 2015
