8 signs you’re the couple that everyone hates

by Caitlin Corsetti

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You can give a peck and hold hands, that’s acceptable. But you’re “that” couple if you’re always making out in public.

Relationships are great when you’re in one. That doesn’t mean you need to be in a relationship to be happy. You all know what it’s like, though, to see those couples that you absolutely can’t stand. You love the two of them separately, but when they’re together you can’t deal with them. And those couples don’t even realize how annoying they are, which makes it even worse. You can’t just tell them outright that their nauseating love for each other makes you want to bash your head in the wall, right? Call us jealous or whatever, but there are some couples that just need to reel it in when they’re around other people.

Here are some ways you can tell you’re that couple…

You have to be in constant communication when apart
You’re always texting or calling each other when you aren’t physically together. And when you’re not talking to each other, you’re talking to others about your relationship. Gag.
You wear matching clothes
It’s super gross when couples match, even if you all do it subconsciously. But even if it does happen on accident, one of you should change for the sake of everyone else. Just don’t match. Ever.
PDA — All.The.Time
A little PDA is fine. You can give a peck and hold hands, that’s acceptable. But you’re “that” couple if you’re always making out in public. You don’t need to kiss in between every bite of your burger or make out against your car when you leave each other.
You text each other while in the same room
You’re sitting next to each other. Texting. Why?! Everyone can see that you’re texting each other. Stop it.
You talk in inside jokes
No one understands what you’re always laughing about because they talk strictly in inside jokes. Sorry we don’t think your inside jokes are funny, but we have no idea what you’re talking about.
You have grossly cute nicknames for each other
Babe, baby, sweetie…those are fine. Shnookums, googley-bear, etc are not. Gross nicknames make everyone else want to vom.
You use baby voices in public
You talk in that high-pitched baby voice to each other all the time. We don’t care if you do that in private, but we don’t want to hear you squealing as a couple.
You’ve become a “We”
There is no way to see this couple apart. You are strictly a “we” and you do everything together. If you invite one, it really means both of you will show up. If I tell one a secret, I’ve automatically told the other.
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