Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
When twitter starts showing how many times you visited someone's profile, We are all screwed. 🙈
— ❇️🔺 (@folajoseph) July 17, 2020
All of us that stalk our exes and crushes
2.
https://twitter.com/JolaOlaifa/status/1284121920112336899?s=20
Only in Nigeria
3.
Only true legends recognise these screens… pic.twitter.com/DVTUH9Q22y
— 𝕋𝔼𝔾𝔸™ 🌍 (@Tegadeyforyou) July 17, 2020
#Throwback
4.
https://twitter.com/snyyred/status/1283869265964269569?s=20
We night owls are balanced on this table o
5.
https://twitter.com/amakaa_xo/status/1284033195344752641?s=20
Let him carry it o! Avoid “after-all-i-did-for-her” stories.
6.
* me losing my mind searching for something at home *
the thing looking a me: pic.twitter.com/8rduTLdVQz
— Ubani (@Jag_ubani) July 17, 2020
You would now be checking under the bed, inside the gutter. It is well.
7.
New IT guy joined and first thing this guy did was disable access to Netflix. Looks like me and this guy will have problems
— Ewgi (@Ssaasquatch) July 16, 2020
He has drawn battle lines. Honestly.
8.
https://twitter.com/AfrikanRambo/status/1283777038785052672?s=20
No, you too look at this. Is it godly?
9.
We have to ban Timaya’s song “I can’t kill my self from all Gyms”
— Sarkodie (@sarkodie) July 17, 2020
It’s de-motivating us
10.
Me: I’m afraid of the Backstreet Boys
Therapist: Tell me why
Me: pic.twitter.com/AtlNWJxVFY— jay. (@Jayzinq) July 15, 2020
“Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake…”
