Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
My son's cereal tastes really nice. There's no place on the pack where it says adults can't eat it. Let me look for correct beans
— ‘Tunde Omotoye (@TundeTASH) August 5, 2020
Normalise parents eating their kid’s cereal
2.
My brother tripped and fell while carrying a bunch of clothes he just ironed this morning.
I watched it all unfold.— Life Of Vegas 👑 (@LifeOfVegas7) August 6, 2020
Don’t leave me!
3.
https://twitter.com/MichaelBaiden20/status/1291402661925990405?s=20
But we all know that Animal Farm had more depth than “talking to animals.”
4.
https://twitter.com/Damii_aros/status/1291322851740573697?s=20
LMAO
5.
https://twitter.com/ImaniDH/status/1291308000037277698?s=20
Delusional
6.
https://twitter.com/__Omoissy/status/1291141594842910721?s=20
There’s Big Brother Cameroon?
7.
My friend when I come over: Sorry about the mess in my apartment I haven't had the time to arrange
Their apartment: pic.twitter.com/vESEQkgXrl
— Muyiwa.dart (@MuyiwaOyinloye) August 5, 2020
*looks in bewilderment
8.
When you stay at a Friend's house and he/she didn't give you a blanket 😩 pic.twitter.com/z15pYYHSsL
— Uncle Savage (@Uncle_savage00) August 6, 2020
What else can you do?
9.
Omo. Vendor Proposes, but dispatch riders disposes.
— Bella Hadidn’t (@SkinwithLolami) August 5, 2020
E-commerce chronicles
10.
Is your best food really really your best food or that is the only thing you know how to cook? 😂🤔
— Your bedsheets plug on here.💙 (@Oluwa_Sena) August 6, 2020
Tell us the truth










