by Hauwa Gambo
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New dictionary words…
Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked.
Example: To farouk is human …
Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks. Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.
Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked.
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.
Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption.
Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers.
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.
Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.
Faroukiosis (Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis.
Faroukish (Adjective): having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish.
Faroukistically (Adverb): Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk. Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.