Some people masturbate with magrine. I don't know them personally, but they exit.
I'm sending y'all a prayer of healing. ?️ ?️ ?️

— I can't hear you over the sound of Solar Power (@PettyMuse) July 9, 2021

Having a kid is so much work ooh. The school on my street starts assembly at 7:40am. That is the time I usually go to bed! ???

— Son of Patricia (@sir_emii) July 9, 2021

Locust beans inside shawarma will actually bang!

— DANNY WALTER? (@Danny_Walterr) July 9, 2021

I can still remember one time i went to the cinema with this babe to see a movie, 10mins into the movie, mama don sleep off.?

My hard earned N2,500

— wisebaba (@Wizebaba) July 9, 2021

If you don’t have THAT scar on your knee you didn’t have a fun childhood

— Port Harcourt school boy ✌️ (@mr_nas11) July 9, 2021

Stop sending these women on Twitter money. They’re richer than you ??. You dey drop cup of water for inside drum

— Ogirima (OG) Maxibillionaire (@max_sticks) July 9, 2021

His name is killing me?? pic.twitter.com/PJOqv18Gk3

— Deji ???? (@Oj_deji) July 9, 2021

I’m the only one in this house and something Dey fall for kitchen.

Pa Chikodi plis….I thought you were resting in peace.

— Jiggymaami (@jiggymaami) July 9, 2021

I’m the only one in this house and something Dey fall for kitchen.

Pa Chikodi plis….I thought you were resting in peace.

— Jiggymaami (@jiggymaami) July 9, 2021

I’m at the bank and these people are treating me like I have money. Acting so respectful and serious and professional. Abeg oh. I came to withdraw my last 2k. Don’t get carried away.

— ULOMA (@ulxma) July 9, 2021