Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Twittersphere erupted in creative, belly-aching jokes today, as users painted scenarios of superheroes trying to cope in a Nigerian reality. This was in response to a prompt by user, @Mide_yy, asking what it would be like if superheroes were in Nigeria.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
The thing is, I’m AA . https://t.co/AwiICo6xlp
— seekthelordfirst (@MorrisBaker_) September 3, 2020
We don’t really think about such
african parents operating their phone pic.twitter.com/PneyJJ5cXR
— Son of a Hunter🙃 (@odeyemi_yemi) September 3, 2020
I want to fight. Don't hold me. Don't beg me. 😩 pic.twitter.com/yAooIl5o6T
— Temi 💚 (@TemiTOladejo) September 3, 2020
Wow! What a disrespect. I’m bringing the boxing gloves.
Amazon is where I separate the art and the artist https://t.co/b8uMcxzOom
— Ozzy Etomi (@ozzyetomi) September 3, 2020
Bezos might be a villain, but he’s a villain that puts the customer first
Normalise calling it fork. There's nothing like ferk.
— Sam Hart (@hartng) September 3, 2020
It’s phonetics na
The day we laid my mum to rest and no one stopped me when i wanted to enter her grave, that was when I stopped trusting people …
Lol, I used style and cried my way back up to where the rest were standing .
— Ibadan Baker (NIKE) (@TheCakeChancery) September 3, 2020
It’s not funny o but it’s funny
BBC, let your lower lip and upper lip become one. https://t.co/3O61WoqqmH
— Fola Olatunji-David (@folasanwo) September 3, 2020
BBC, they said you should Shet Up!
— Chichi (@Chibzyyyy) September 3, 2020
Teenage Mutant Suya Turtles
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
— Mazi Zeus☇ (@TunzDev) September 2, 2020
— kaye vuitton 🇳🇬 (@kayechukwu) September 2, 2020
This life dinnor balance
Toluwanimi Onakoya is a spirited writer, creative and videographer. Her biggest drive is to connect with people and depict tales using various forms of media.
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