Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
You vex babe, she’ll Drown your Ps4
She’ll scratch your car
Smash your TVThat’s how Daenerys burnt a whole city because of Aluminum chair
— Trouble Maker ? (G.O) (@ObongRoviel) May 7, 2020
2.
The way Nigerians complain about DSTV, you would think it was an essential service like healthcare. Here’s an idea, convert all your DSTV energy to campaigning for better health and education.
— Ikpeme Neto (@docneto) May 7, 2020
3.
DSTV increasing their subscription fee ain’t it at all.
Well, Nigerians are the highest consumers and SA is looking for ways to get money to help Combat with Covid-19.
So Nigerians paying this new fee is us helping SA fight Covid 19.
Giant of Africa. ??
— TheTweetingFingers?? (@TheHeadking__) May 7, 2020
4.
nobody:
nigerians: sorry please excuse me.
— JJ (@juiciestofjays) May 7, 2020
5.
If my girlfriend is cheating on me and you decide to tell me, you owe me a new girlfriend.
I cant be single because you refused to mind your business.?
— kingster ❁ (@kingsleyrealz) May 7, 2020
5.
If sacrificing a virgin will stop this Coronavirus then, I Oluwatosin ready to sacrifice myself to save the whole world out of this pandemic.
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) May 7, 2020
