Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
ladies, if a man tells you “you remind me of my mom” that nigga loves you for real and won’t break your heart, except he’s Yoruba.
— uncle kelechi † (@_igwilo) February 6, 2020
If you want to lie to Nigerians just put it under “Terms and Conditions” they will skip it and click “Agree”
— MONITORING_SPIRIT (@Sonjoe_Kutuh) February 6, 2020
LAGOS is not LAGOS again ooh!! It is now
— Dapo Blaze (@DapoDavid6) February 6, 2020
Nothing give more joy than finding 1k in an old pair of trouser.😋
— Rubber chief (@Rubber_chief) February 6, 2020
No matter how broke a Man is, He will still spend money on the Lady He loves so if He’s always giving excuses just know you’re not his Marlian
— Nungua Burnaboy (@Views09) February 6, 2020