Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Finally, after so many letters, the government has dug 3 new gutters in my area. So now we’re all looking forward to better drainage, no flooding, and 3 new upcoming artistes.
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) April 24, 2020
2.
Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?
Me: People say I’m too much of a flirt
Interviewer: Is that all?
Me: Yes daddy
— Funny?Banter (@iTv001) April 24, 2020
3.
They say what a man can do, a woman can do better. As if they can urinate through the window of a moving bus. ?
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) April 24, 2020
4.
Akon X wizkid Escape was made almost 5 years ago but sound better than some people 2020 songs….
— Engineer Tolu Tezzy_ ? (@tolutezzy_) April 24, 2020
5.
African parents will just barge into your room like you’re cheating on them with another parent.
— ᴀɴᴜɪssᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ (@anuissavage) April 24, 2020
6.
Stay at home.Igbo people are sitting by their shops incase you want to buy goods, they open the shop, sell and close it back ?
— ICE cream? (@toyor_pr) April 24, 2020
