Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Are people from Mali automatically Marlians???
— valking♔ (@_valkiing) September 16, 2019
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
— FAROUQ 🚬🚬 (@farouq_yahaya) September 16, 2019
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea!!😪
— Timmy not Timi ✌ (@timmy_lawal) September 16, 2019
I don’t know how it feels to be the child of super rich parents. I’ll ask my kids
— Dr PamPam | Omo Iya Ologi (@thepamilerin) September 16, 2019
I hate it when someone predicts something will happen and after it happens, they be like…
“You know I told you this is going to happen”
Like, Ogaaa STFU
We heard you when you said it ealier. You don’t need to remind us.
— Dolapo AKINKUNLE, Ph.D 🇳🇬 (@KunleScott) September 16, 2019
I remember those days when photo albums were given to visitors as entertainment.
— Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) September 16, 2019