Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Both Handjob and Blowjob describe sexual acts but surprisingly a Nutjob describes a crazy person. ?

— Your Ex ? (@harryolah) October 7, 2019

If a girl slaps you and run to a dark place what does she want???

— HUSTLER ☠️ (@____rasheedi) October 7, 2019

A whole lecturer wants to be a side guy na me that I’m a student. Who am I ????

— Ashy?⚡️ (@__0ilm0ney) October 7, 2019

Woke up and not getting cheated on. Thank you Lord??

— ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴇ??? (@Kayceekeddy) October 7, 2019

Imagine dating someone who can’t make you smile ?..Ask yourself sister,are you dating an exam paper????‍♂️

— Nungua Burnaboy (@Views09) October 7, 2019