Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Real men don’t hide behind some anonymous site to tell lady what he feels/wants from her.

Man up, beat your chest, go to her dm and tell her that shii.

— Richard Omo Ibo (@MeetTheRichard) January 9, 2020

Real men don’t hide behind some anonymous site to tell lady what he feels/wants from her.

Man up, beat your chest, go to her dm and tell her that shii.

— Richard Omo Ibo (@MeetTheRichard) January 9, 2020

Real men don’t hide behind some anonymous site to tell lady what he feels/wants from her.

Man up, beat your chest, go to her dm and tell her that shii.

— Richard Omo Ibo (@MeetTheRichard) January 9, 2020

That ugly selfie you deleted is the real you. Accept it!

— MR AHMED?? (@UncleMohamz) January 9, 2020

I can’t date a lady that uses the same perfume as my ex, I can’t be hugging you and you be smelling like regrets. ?

— KELECHI! † (@_igwilo) January 9, 2020

I haven’t had sex this year I’m proud of myself. ?

— Adesewa ✨ (@DuchessT_) January 9, 2020