Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
A large chunk of the funny tweets today were inspired by the dramatic events that occurred during the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) probe in the House of Representatives. In a viral video, the Acting Managing director of the NDDC, Daniel Pondei had slumped while he was being interrogated by the House of Representatives members for the misuse of N81 billion. The incidence soon became meme-worthy.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
Before you ignore my dm, pls note that I’m AA.
Put some respect on that— Muslim Dior (@Bimbotwits) July 19, 2020
We AA people are hot cake
2.
My brother came home at 4 in the morning with hickies on his neck and my mom is babying him thinking his eczema is acting up again 😭
— Faiza ✨ (@Faiza565) July 18, 2020
Mummy does not know her son is now a bad boy.
3.
https://twitter.com/BeCogent/status/1285192092852064257?s=20
80k? Excuse me while I remain in a coma
4.
Me🤝socialising a lot for 1-2 days, then being antisocial again for a couple of weeks
— Tee❤️🥺 (@_tandau) July 19, 2020
Introverted community, please raise your hand
5.
https://twitter.com/moet1SM/status/1284860903180173322?s=20
We are the real influencers
6.
“What is in your mouth? Open to mouth let me see. OPEN YOUR MOUTH! This boy will not kill me.” pic.twitter.com/s8PuU8mmch
— Olumurewa O. (@olumurewa) July 20, 2020
You can hear your African mother just by reading this tweet
7.
https://twitter.com/dxngsit/status/1285142771435798529?s=20
God when
8.
https://twitter.com/Maht_thew/status/1285213866142707718?s=20
If you tell them like this, they can send you to your actual death
9.
https://twitter.com/lekanfila/status/1284525888768552960?s=20
Freeze
10.
You can even fry plantain while laying down in your bed loooool https://t.co/jVy9Ov25Q9
— S (@itsshabs) July 19, 2020
Is that a bathroom we see by the sink?
