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Roqeebah August 10, 2017

Dear Miss Don’t-call-me-on-WhatsApp, let me chat you up real quick

This one is for all the Mr "Don't-call-me-on-WhatsApps" and the Miss "We-aren't-cool-like-thats" who ensured that Twitter NG was completely lit up with the green of WhatsApp and Toke Makinwa jokes…

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Roqeebah February 26, 2017

Dear Nigerian musicians, shouldn’t the goal be timelessness?

Dear Nigerian musicians, What do you think when names like Michael Jackson, Madonna, Whitney Houston, King Sunny Ade, Prince, and Celine Dion are mentioned? What do you think that they…

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Roqeebah February 5, 2017

Dear celebrities, please check your influence meter. It’s running empty

Dear celebrities of the world, There was actually a time that people followed you lot. A 10-year old in 2002 would have done anything that Beyonce or Puff Daddy endorsed. Same…

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Roqeebah January 23, 2017

Dear Nigeria Police, has anybody reminded you what your job is lately?

Dear Nigeria Police, Remember when seven - maybe more - scoundrels thought they could get away with syphoning NGN 24 billion of the funds meant to ensure you all enjoy…

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YWriter October 18, 2016

Dear Molara Wood, your disdain for #BringBackOurGirls is a failure of judgement

by Sola Fasasi On Monday, photos began to circulate about an event for the inauguration and signing of a Memorandum of Understanding for the Chibok Girls Endowment Project. Expectedly, the…

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