Tall, dark, handsome and buffed with a famed f_kboy history to boot, Tobi Bakre has nonetheless become the whipping boy of a certain Ceecee, like her ancestor Delilah before her. And to think it’s been only two weeks in the Big Brother house.
This unexpected turn of events has seen the Yoruba Demon Association of Nigeria weep desperate tears. At this point, everybody is consulting their alfa, woli and babalawo for solutions to this mysterious predicament- afterall, the only plausible explanation is somebody has chopped kob no mi.
Tobi is fast losing the fan base he had when he first walked into the house. On the basis of his pedigree alone, he’d already cornered the votes from bankers, UNILAG students and alumni, Yoruba Demons/ F_boys & Girls Associations until Ceecee turned him into an object of pity.
Now, Nigerians are so furious, it’s all they’ve been talking about on Twitter the past two days.
Take a look:
Let’s talk about Ceecee
https://twitter.com/TWEETORACLE/status/961718697600737280
https://twitter.com/Berbierklaus/status/961734443051487233
Guys are hurting
https://twitter.com/LazyWrita/status/961724498616705025
https://twitter.com/TWEETORACLE/status/961722202424053762
https://twitter.com/TWEETORACLE/status/961721671437742085
https://twitter.com/LazyWrita/status/961730588741984257
https://twitter.com/i_am_nomzy/status/961732657284513792
https://twitter.com/timigod/status/961723186239954944
Loool…Kai and I bin think say na Tobi go show girls shege for d house o 😂 #BBNaija
— Bobai Bally Balat (@OgaBally) February 8, 2018
Tobi and Cee C in a nutshell #Cebi #BBNaija pic.twitter.com/IpjErDB8R9
— Femi ابوبکر Bakre (@femibakre) February 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/GalacticoHD/status/961718066970230784
https://twitter.com/SHERIFFnex/status/961721336216334336
https://twitter.com/TWEETORACLE/status/961723965164146689
I know it’s Big Brother and Shii but after the show, how’s Tobi going to order beer at the table of Men ?
— Noble Igwe (@Nobsdaslushhkid) February 9, 2018
Cancelled ❌
— Femi ابوبکر Bakre (@femibakre) February 8, 2018
Jazzed
https://twitter.com/i_am_nomzy/status/961738807380008960
Tobi is suffering from the spirit of karashika 😂😂😂 #BBNaija
— George (@OnlyGodShields) February 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/Iamfemijoseph/status/961717825009258496
Tobi actually had the guts to say miracle is taking rubbish from Nina? Dude! You’re eating SHIT from what’s her face. I’m so pissed #BBnaija
— Onyi Bekee (@miss_onyiii) February 8, 2018
Family shame
https://twitter.com/TWEETORACLE/status/961728852107169792
Na. If Tobi was my brother, I will gather all my resources, go to SA and wait for Ebuka at the gate so he can open the house door for me to slap this boy. #BBNaija
— The (@DamiElebe) February 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/iam_jmart/status/961727221764411392
The root of the problem
Cee C is not Tobi’s problem, Tobi is Tobi’s problem!!! 🗣🗣🗣 #BBNaija
— Koko Pops 💕 (@kosy_myra) February 8, 2018
Solution
https://twitter.com/queen_nickki/status/961724746164588544
Trained to beg
Heritage bank 👍👍 you really train Tobi very well, he knows how to beg customer (CeeC).#BBNaija
— Demola (@DemolaExpoze) February 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/mac_nels/status/961893361442533376
Not our Yoruba demon
https://twitter.com/Shawnife_/status/961734936872013824
Dear Tobi,
I regret to inform you that when you appear on that nomination list, we will not vote for you.This is because you have shown that if you win the 45 million you will give it to CeeC.
It seems she has partnered with your village people to make you foolish!#BBNaija pic.twitter.com/Q67A1HbjOx
— EEO (@ad_eyo) February 4, 2018
I fuck with Tobi but if he wins that money 😂 we all know who’s account that money going to .. say make I wire wire 😂
— Davido (@davido) February 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/kwiineth/status/961722835201941504
Later Tobi will wear agbada and black shades forming demon…. anybody who sees him wearing agbada should stone him… olodo oshi. .#BBNaija
— PACMAN😈 (@_charlestoby) February 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/961724966852026368
Prayer is the master key
https://twitter.com/Omojuwa/status/961926953094844418
I look at videos of Tobi from #BBNaija via Twitter and I pray for our boys. May they never ever get you like that. Because once they do, until your mother’s head (Ori Iya e) comes to save you, odi gba o se o!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/961848205972357125
Please don’t forget to say a word of prayer for our dear Brother; Tobi Bakre is his name. #BBNaija3 pic.twitter.com/n4ESr67xBe
— Temidayo Ogedengbe (@dayoogedengbe) February 9, 2018
Playing the long game
Tobi is a Yoruba boy.
When they go on all knees and pretend to be a fool for a lady, don’t write them off so fast. There is most likely a game plan and they know exactly what they are doing.
It’s too quick to think this is over now.
A Yoruba boy always has the last laugh.— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) February 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/EstherOgbuka/status/961294538559062016
Tobi isn't slow like u all Blvd , but guess Wat, D real definition of Yoruba Demon is "Going extra mile and humiliations to achieve ur aim"..that's how we roll…wait and see..#BBNaija
— Rosso_p❤️💡 (@gidsboy) February 7, 2018
Business opportunity
https://twitter.com/LazyWrita/status/961722274809294849
Fam!
