A corper attempted to jump an ATM queue, and what happened next, we swear, he never hesperredit.
You guys I was just at the ATM queue and the craziest thing just happened now, I'm in tears. Another person's tears ???
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Meanwhile the Corper was calming us down, because he knew the guy was helping him. And he continued distracting us with stories (smart guy)
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Okay so this corper came and didn't want to join the queue cos it was too long, so he went to the front and gave his card to a random guy..
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
..to help him withdraw. (lowkey, so we didn't know) Meanwhile, he was chatting away with the rest of us on the queue. Funny ass nigga tbh ??
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
We noticed d guy helping him out was taking a while, one man on d queue got furious like "my fren if you can't operate it, leave that place"
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Meanwhile the Corper was calming us down, because he knew the guy was helping him. And he continued distracting us with stories (smart guy)
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Long story short, the guy finished with d withdrawal and gave the Corper his money and ATM card stylishly so the rest of us wouldn't notice
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Guy leaves. Corper leaves.
5mins later, Corper comes running back that he just got an alert that 30k left his account…— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Corper was screaming "where is that man?" Rolling on the floor. We were all confused. Then he told us he gave d guy his card 2 withdraw 10k
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Meanwhile he withdrew 30k and pocketed the remaining 20. Trust Nigerians, the "eyyaahs" & "sorry o" started rolling in. Corper was in tears?
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Someone said "na wetin mago mago dey cause, you for join line" some people tried 2 help him find the thief, but too late. My mouth was open
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Is it in this recession period that someone will be duping a fellow Nigerian like that? We all cried with him. ??? pic.twitter.com/GroSFtJxUW
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
Patience is key to be honest. I learned that today
— Mocha ☕ (@ada__OG) November 4, 2016
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