Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Ali Baba

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi6aB3NARxX/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

Sigh!

Just see line by line explanation.

Ali Baba ehn! Lmao! You cannot but be drawn in.

2. Samuel Ajibola

Hmmm… grab the words: “working towards it so I can be a better person“.

3. Esegine “Orezi” Allen

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi6Qh-XABRE/?taken-by=oreziworldwide

Run is an understatement. Abeg fly!

4. Favour Onyeoziri

Wonders shall never end. So a Babe cheated on her boyfriend of two years, who loves her, takes her on boat cruises and even bought her 2018 Camaro.

She cheated on him with a colleague of one week because the colleague buys her drinks and snacks when coming to work.

SCUUUUUUUM

— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) May 18, 2018

Sorry na.

5. Donald Trump

Following Friday’s school shooting Friday in Santa Fe, Texas, which killed at least eight people, the US President had this to say:

School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good. God bless all!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2018

We grieve for the terrible loss of life, and send our support and love to everyone affected by this horrible attack in Texas. To the students, families, teachers and personnel at Santa Fe High School – we are with you in this tragic hour, and we will be with you forever… pic.twitter.com/LtJ0D29Hsv

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2018

The shooting suspect has been identified as a 17-year-old Dimitrios Pagourtzis.

According to CNN, the incident was the 22nd school shooting in 2018 — a year marked by demands for stricter gun control legislation.

6. Drizzy

Imagine dating a girl that doesn't know the opposite of bread.

TRAGIC!!!

— MAN LIKE DRIZZY ??(RUSSIA 2018,BRAZIL ??) (@drizzyposh25_) May 18, 2018

This is a typical example of the ‘ridiculous noise’ we are talking about.

7. Elnathan John

You can tell a real life asshole by how they sit and appropriate armrests in a plane.

— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) May 18, 2018

Walahi!

Obviously, the passenger in the window seat controls the window armrest and the aisle seat controls the outermost armrest. But the middle armrest – hmm, that’s not an easy one!

And this is where as****** come in.

8. Don Jazzy

Dear ladies. Your support for other women is a little ??. We can do better.

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) May 18, 2018

Tell them oo!