Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Ali Baba
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi6aB3NARxX/?taken-by=alibabagcfr
Sigh!
Just see line by line explanation.
Ali Baba ehn! Lmao! You cannot but be drawn in.
2. Samuel Ajibola
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi6gfcOj27E/?taken-by=samajibola
Hmmm… grab the words: “working towards it so I can be a better person“.
3. Esegine “Orezi” Allen
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi6Qh-XABRE/?taken-by=oreziworldwide
Run is an understatement. Abeg fly!
4. Favour Onyeoziri
https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/997541653777993728
Sorry na.
5. Donald Trump
Following Friday’s school shooting Friday in Santa Fe, Texas, which killed at least eight people, the US President had this to say:
School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good. God bless all!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2018
We grieve for the terrible loss of life, and send our support and love to everyone affected by this horrible attack in Texas. To the students, families, teachers and personnel at Santa Fe High School – we are with you in this tragic hour, and we will be with you forever… pic.twitter.com/LtJ0D29Hsv
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2018
The shooting suspect has been identified as a 17-year-old Dimitrios Pagourtzis.
According to CNN, the incident was the 22nd school shooting in 2018 — a year marked by demands for stricter gun control legislation.
6. Drizzy
https://twitter.com/drizzyposh25_/status/997498498307194882
This is a typical example of the ‘ridiculous noise’ we are talking about.
7. Elnathan John
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/997549665271808000
Walahi!
Obviously, the passenger in the window seat controls the window armrest and the aisle seat controls the outermost armrest. But the middle armrest – hmm, that’s not an easy one!
And this is where as****** come in.
8. Don Jazzy
Dear ladies. Your support for other women is a little 👎🏾. We can do better.
— SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 (@DONJAZZY) May 18, 2018
Tell them oo!
