Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
It’s perfectly okay not to buy nada for your boyfriend/girlfriend on Val’s day. If he or she is vexing, don’t bloody care. Just keep working on that project, business, course, book, assignments or whatever it is that is important. Val’s day will add nothing to your life.
— Oloye Akin Alabi (@akinalabi) February 5, 2019
What shall it profit a man to buy data, as expensive as it is in Nigeria, have a smartphone and still come online to say things that make him look stupid when he just could google it ?
— Ayo FBI (@PureMind__) February 5, 2019
Ofada rice smells like bad breath from that prayer warrior from church who fasts on Sundays.
— beauty. spirit. light. (@EniolaHu) February 5, 2019
We have never had unemployment in the quantum we have seen under @MBuhari. And it has a domino effect. As unemployment goes up, crime goes up, poverty goes up, insecurity goes up, suicide goes up. Nigeria needs new leadership. Blame game can’t get us out of this unemployment hole
— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) February 5, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.