Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Kim Kardashian and others offer encouraging words to Manchester bomb blast victims
The bomb blast which took place at the Manchester arena in the Uk took 22 lives. Following the blast, overwhelming support to find missing persons was shown on Twitter and people made sure to let the world know who exactly was at fault.
Please retweet this is mega important #Manchester #ManchesterArena pic.twitter.com/gI7uI6vxqK
— Harry Explores (@urbexharry) May 22, 2017
Apparently she is only 16… pleeeease retweet this and help her find her friend #manchesterarena #manchester pic.twitter.com/1uC8U5mh9z
— Lucas Elliot (@RealLucasElliot) May 22, 2017
How amazing is social media pic.twitter.com/7IoycnAjGZ
— k (@wtvrkatelyn) May 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/867064989474934784
People not at fault in Manchester:
– The victims
– The parents
– Ariana
– An entire religionPeople who are at fault:
– The murderers— Space Force Admiral Monkey T Nelson (@VitruvianMonkey) May 23, 2017
To all my dear Muslim brothers and sisters in Manchester and across the U.K., we got your back. Neither terrorists nor Nazis will divide us.
— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) May 23, 2017
2. Aregbesola has an honourary life membership
It’s not only the UK that is dealing with things gone awry. Nigeria too.
See below:
https://twitter.com/etccollins48/status/867074308539023361
Clarence reacts:
I need this to be explained to me very slowly. https://t.co/4KjBadorj0
— The Chariots and The Horsemen (@Clarenceonyeks) May 23, 2017
3. Seyi Taylor
Nneka rolled out a thread detailing the virtues of the perfect wife, and Seyi Taylor is trying to wrap his head around it.
Question:
You people and your relationship tweets. #NigerianTwitter is special. What is the appropriate number of pieces of meat to eat please?
— ST. (@seyitaylor) May 23, 2017
4. Answer
x = (y – 1)/3
Where x is right number of pieces meat to eat
& y is number of pieces served.e.g. If served 4 pieces: x = (4-1)/3
x = 1 https://t.co/udCtG77Vz1
— The Chariots and The Horsemen (@Clarenceonyeks) May 23, 2017
5. The Instigator
A viral video showing a Zimbabwe making a phone call to God in church got The Instigator curious:
??Zimbabwean Pastor who has God's Direct Mobile ??Number. Africa my Africa! One Day we go get sense! pic.twitter.com/9rVq43jm6u
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) May 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/AmBlujay/status/866941699733561345
I wonder which network Jesus uses and does he switch off his Data because of costs like the rest of us pic.twitter.com/WWRZvOLWpo
— ukhanki (@TboozeSA) May 23, 2017
Can u imagine on that heaven Whatsapp group when Abraham and David are roasting Jesus for not having any girl while they had hundreds pic.twitter.com/bcBO2t4u0a
— ukhanki (@TboozeSA) May 23, 2017
Do you think God is the kind of father that will call Jesus to help him use his cellphone like most parents?.. so many questions hey pic.twitter.com/Q0KGslm9df
— ukhanki (@TboozeSA) May 23, 2017
why not grab the phone? If someone claimed 2 be in contact with God, I'd go for that phone. I'd do anything to speak to *Papa God*
— ?juStEndy? (@GebasheEndy) May 23, 2017
Coz he was actually on hold with Telkom ??
— Wes (@unacCeptablyOK) May 23, 2017
???he doesn't say "bye" to PapaGod??how rude??
— ?juStEndy? (@GebasheEndy) May 23, 2017
6. IK Osakioduwa
The radio presenter and MC is on a trip in South Africa and loving the ladies… Hear him for yourselves:
7. Eldee’s wife celebrates his birthday
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