Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Korede Bello
Let your ‘Thank yous’ be more than your complaints.
— M 3 G A (@koredebello) June 19, 2018
Yes o! Complaints actually hide the real evil…
2. Noisemaker
https://twitter.com/noisemaker__/status/1008966125256929281
Lool! This one is not alright oo
3. Diji Aderogba
~ Men are strong, some are acting strong because of the society. We get treated bad & yet, people expect us to be calm and be the man. 5% of what women pass through in marriage/society, men pass through them x100 but no one listens cus “He’s a Man”..
I live in this society.
— T-Classic 🌎 (@Tclassic_cb) June 19, 2018
Hmmm… deep words…sad truth.
The title of a proposed ‘book’: “Being A Man”.
4. Bhadmus Hakeem
https://twitter.com/Baddman20/status/1008757307277266947
You people, you people ehn! Stop shouting joor!
https://twitter.com/Bhadoosky/status/1009022053192740864
5. Alaanuoluwa
You’re in a bus & you’re trash talking the bus driver then he replies you “how much you get for account sef? Na me buy my bus myself, you fit buy am?” So it hits you that you are actually just a poor man who can speak English & dress well. 😂
— Obaisi Alaanuloluwa (@Alaanuloluwa_) June 19, 2018
The driver needs to ask him.
Just like Uber riders ‘trash talk’ Uber drivers. Speaking English does not buy or sell anything, walahi!
6. Dipo Awojide
Atiku and Tinubu’s children are on this app. I know at least 7 of them. They don’t fight and insult people daily. That nonsense is not good for classy and smart young adults. The job of abusing is reserved for you, an agent without self-respect; who can be expended at any time.
— Dr Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) June 19, 2018
If only ‘they’ will read and comprehend this. But no, they will still go after Dr Dipo. *hisses and walks away*.
7. African Star Apple
https://twitter.com/BrendanCredence/status/1009043686854942720
Lol! Now you are forming hard chick hard chick. If ‘we’ catch you ehn.
