Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

I just felt… today… right this minute… for the first time… that I’m going to make A LOT of money.

— K10 (@officiallyk10) June 19, 2019

Remember us when you blow, bros.

During elections they were forming inner caucus alas now it’s the same social media they are crying. My dears take heart just because you did. It collect political appointment it doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world. Maybe tradermoni can come through to take you to the NXTLVL

— Abike (@Jollz) June 20, 2019

Inside the inner caucus.

My Nigerianness with watching left and right before crossing is a part of my life.. even in this saner climes..?

We dey look left and right before crossing.. even if it a one lane or two lane road.

— KELECHI (@estherclimate) June 20, 2019

It’s in your blood, sis.

I’m not sure a day that Don Jazzy will ever credit my acct will come. People like us no dey online when he dey share money.

— HEADmaster (@Mr_Hardey) June 20, 2019

And that’s how trumpet will sound and you will miss it.

Despite the fact that Mr. Mele Kyari the recent appointed GMD of the NNPC is from Borno State but he is NOT related to Mallam Abba Kyari, Chief of Staff to the President as some social media users are busy sharing the fake news.

— Bashir Ahmad (@BashirAhmaad) June 20, 2019

Yimu.