Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Vanessa
Just look at what this one is clapping for?
Why did you cross me 😡do you want my children to resemble you 😑oya cross me back..
I don't have a problem with this but i want to know who invented this shit🤔 pic.twitter.com/TmyhFFVHgz— Gold (@vanessahbrooks) November 17, 2018
Can we really trace where all those games came from?
2. Onome
https://twitter.com/NomzyTwits/status/1063484407305125888
Brother Onome, so because of traffic you are ‘considering’ what Thanos did?
Please mind yourself biko. Go alone, at least there won’t be traffic wherever it is you are going.
3. Peter Okoye
You might want to read this…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRw4DGBhn9/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRxVSRBOQl/
4. Alex Ekubo
See personal selling oo!! And of course, something for unpatriotic people.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqShkr7luYl/
5. Broda Mik
https://twitter.com/skinez8/status/1063810087037345793
Lool!
Na you sabi. You can call it ‘pre-season’…
6. Ahmed Musa
To be awarded 🇳🇬 footballer of the year is a humbling honor. Thanks to my teammates who make me better and everyone who has supported me. This is for you ❤🙏💪👍🇳🇬🦅 pic.twitter.com/6ZUUiv5KDm
— Ahmed Musa (MON) (OON) 🎖️🎖️ (@Ahmedmusa718) November 17, 2018
Congrats Musa. Keep it on!
7. Dipo Awojide
2007: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.
2011: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.
2015: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.
2019: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.
— Dr Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) November 17, 2018
2007?
I was not born then but I think it’s since 1960!
