Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Vanessa

Just look at what this one is clapping for?

Why did you cross me ?do you want my children to resemble you ?oya cross me back..
I don't have a problem with this but i want to know who invented this shit? pic.twitter.com/TmyhFFVHgz

— Gold (@vanessahbrooks) November 17, 2018

Can we really trace where all those games came from?

2. Onome

Looking at traffic in Lagos makes you think maybe Thanos had a point.. maybe

— O N O M E?? (@NomzyTwits) November 16, 2018

Brother Onome, so because of traffic you are ‘considering’ what Thanos did?

Please mind yourself biko. Go alone, at least there won’t be traffic wherever it is you are going.

3. Peter Okoye

You might want to read this…

4. Alex Ekubo

See personal selling oo!! And of course, something for unpatriotic people.

5. Broda Mik

Nigerians and Premature Bangers and Christmas Decorations ? pic.twitter.com/kUEvTYxtgy

— Broda Mik (@skinez8) November 17, 2018

Lool!

Na you sabi. You can call it ‘pre-season’…

6. Ahmed Musa

To be awarded ?? footballer of the year is a humbling honor. Thanks to my teammates who make me better and everyone who has supported me. This is for you ?????? pic.twitter.com/6ZUUiv5KDm

— AhmedMusa718 (@Ahmedmusa718) November 17, 2018

Congrats Musa. Keep it on!

7. Dipo Awojide

2007: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.

2011: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.

2015: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.

2019: We will build roads, provide pipe borne water and electricity.

— Dr. Dípò | The Career? (@OgbeniDipo) November 17, 2018

2007?

I was not born then but I think it’s since 1960!