Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Ayekooto
Someone calls you a thief and you are saying sorry to the person all the time. You even sent people to help you beg him. Beg for what? That you're not a thief or that you won't steal again?
— Ayekooto (@DeeOneAyekooto) October 11, 2018
Lol! Reference to?
*walks away*
2. Juliet Kego
I have never seen a people so in love with their oppressors like Nigerians.
They worship/praise them and dance with joy at any morsel they are fed…it would be comical, were it not so sad.
Militarization of collective mindsets. Mind conditioning and social hypnosis. Enjoy o!!
— Whole Women Network Co-op (@wwncoop) October 11, 2018
So sad!
Or is it sycophancy?
3. Samklef
https://twitter.com/SAMKLEF/status/1050396992088739840
Tell them. Louder!!
4. Bamikole Omishore
Same folks that rejoiced when Obj endorsed baba in 2014 are now saying baba has no political clout. One thing you must learn in politics is that you need people, especially heavy weights. Like they say, nothing in politics is permanent not friends, not enemies not even interest.
— Banks Omishore (@MrBanksOmishore) October 11, 2018
Politics!!!!!!
5. Udi Boy
https://twitter.com/DatUdiBoy/status/1050409319156641793
Osheeyyy!!! People’s person from the inside.
6. Tolu Adeleru-Balogun
I find it important to reiterate that because your experience with someone was good or bad, it doesn't mean someone who had the opposite experience is lying. We engage and encounter people at different stages of their professional and personal lives, dealing with life.
— Tolulope Adeleru-Balogun (@tolulopeab) October 11, 2018
7. Adebayo Bankole
2019 has brought about unbelievable SIGNS & WONDERS
1. Those who swore NEVER to support a Fulani man are now in love with an ATIKULATED Fulani man
2. He who wanted to Open the gates of hell because one Fulani Herdsman is ruling is now frolicking with another Fulani Herdsman.
— Banqie (@AdeBanqie) October 11, 2018
Interesting times indeed!!
But… not all Fulani are herdsmen though.
