Today’s Noisemakers: Simi, Omojuwa, Shehu Sani and the question on fornication

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Smurf

Lol! But no one is looking at history. Counter argument: “We’re the champions NOW, forget that history”.

2. Simi

The singer gives women some ‘push’.

Tell us more honey!

3. Omojuwa

Mutual benefits!

How many understand this though?

4. Pepeye

5. Shehu Sani

And the Senator speaks…

6. Samantha

The representative of the Valentine women has this to say:

Are they really bitter though? They are just bothered that they have to spend so much just to celebrate one day!

7. Onyeoziri

This question though.

Some replies:

8. Asampete

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