Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Yemi Alade

No Rest for the wicked

— #OGA (@yemialadee) November 24, 2018

2. Deolu Akinyemi

Please let’s not politicize soldiers dying. Our Soldiers are at war in the North East. They have sacrificed their lives to defend our borders, and need our prayers, patriotism and concern. The war is real and death is a constant treat.

— deoluakinyemi (@deoluakinyemi) November 24, 2018

3. Sean Tizzle

Don't confuse my confidence for pride, Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

— Sean Tizzle (@iamseantizzle) November 24, 2018

4. Frank

I was jejely drinking my yogurt till I saw an irritating video of maggot coming out of a girls puzi. Damn I've lost my appetite. Money ritual is wack, girls should also learn to stay one place STDs are no joke too.

— Aba Boy?? (@Frank_LeanXV) November 24, 2018

5. Damilola Oyedele

I’m realizing that if you want to do anything of lasting impact on this earth, you need to have a heart for people. At your core, your love for people (as a whole, not necessarily on an individual basis) must trump your baser instincts which stem from self-ishness.

— Damilola Oyedele (@DamiOyedele) November 24, 2018

6. Dr Olufunmilayo

Sometimes you have to be wary and cautious of how much of your successes you put out in public.

There’s a thin line between what will be seen as “oppression” and what will be seen as you genuinely asking others to be happy for you.

And besides, not every ?? and ?? means well.

— YourFavOnlineDoctor (@DrOlufunmilayo) November 24, 2018

7. Joy Ogunmakin

8. Garba Shehu

PMB has expressed deep shock over the killing of military personnel in Metele village of Borno State by Boko-Haram terrorists, assuring at the same time that immediate measures are being taken to ensure that the loopholes which led to the fatalities are blocked once & for all.

— Garba Shehu (@GarShehu) November 24, 2018

Reacting to the tragic incident, the President said that his administration remains ever committed and focused on the security of military personnel and other citizens.

— Garba Shehu (@GarShehu) November 24, 2018

According to President Buhari, "No responsible Commander-in-Chief would rest on his oars or fold his hands to allow terrorists to endanger the lives of its military personnel and other citizens.

— Garba Shehu (@GarShehu) November 24, 2018