Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/ijebuconcept/status/1301195086726926338?s=20
“You don’t mean it”
2.
If Tony Elumelu breaks his neck, he has money to fix it. If I break mine, I will drink agbo to stupor. https://t.co/xemIeMQdHG
— Toyosi Godwin (@ToyosiGodwin) September 2, 2020
You know this
3.
My 6-year old son asks, "Daddy, how does light travel?"
I adjust myself and start thinking of how to answer because I didn't encounter this thing until Physics at age 14.
Young chap loses patience and says, "Looks like you don't know."
Then he walks out on me. Na wa o!!!
— Chxta (@Chxta) September 2, 2020
The boy just called you Olodo like that
4.
But Jesus don break every chain, why this bro? https://t.co/lelB8I8vB8
— Who .B. Musto (@Tyek000n) September 2, 2020
Living in Bondage
5.
Lol tag anyone who need this. 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/VBDVbnrbWq
— Chief Erican PhD (@EricanSA) September 2, 2020
Some people that can’t drive
6.
Imagine my son cutting me off after a successful project mbappe. https://t.co/HRxuQerryy
— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) September 2, 2020
It’s not possible
7.
https://twitter.com/stanleygracee/status/1301089854705598469?s=20
Wow! What an insult
8.
https://twitter.com/SwiftGodwin/status/1301049262441193473?s=20
Don’t go and try what you can’t handle
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
9.
No one:
LinkedIn: "Say congratulations… pic.twitter.com/OwSAHSXsqo
— Ekenedilichukwu (@Valdemort001) September 1, 2020
LinkedIn users can relate
10.
That awkward moment when the bus speeds off but you didn’t sit yet and you accidentally bite someone's Sharwarma 4 times😔😔😭
— IRUNNIA (@Irunnia_) September 1, 2020
Accidentally??
