Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/Bibaforever__/status/1291774904845688834?s=20
Everyday na so so “Would you like a cup of tea?”
2.
Skin care routine: money.
— Sam Otigba (@SamuelOtigba) August 7, 2020
Gbam!
3.
No body:
Garri when groundnut is absent: https://t.co/EsUX6726pl
— alhj ‘dewale (@Keefoat_4L) August 6, 2020
Wowww!
4.
https://twitter.com/_thisispromise/status/1291775912556593157?s=20
How do you go about it?
5.
People that show up late for Zoom meetings, what’s your excuse now? Lagos traffic?
— Uncle Celestine (@cyberomin) August 7, 2020
It’s internet hold-up.
6.
Never in the history of DM for price will I ever DM you for price.
— Hamilton (@hamiltonawah) August 7, 2020
These vendors should know now.
7.
https://twitter.com/Damii_aros/status/1291717524174835713?s=20
No sense of romance at all.
8.
I don't see the problem…
Cause 50k is enough.
To rent a gun. https://t.co/axkFIA8hhx
— tobi (@davidoyawoye) August 7, 2020
Yeah, because it seems it’s armed robbery you want to go into.
9.
https://twitter.com/iam_elmars/status/1291773038195879943?s=20
Well, at least, it is a start.
10.
Only OGs get this pic.twitter.com/USREns4a9s
— Ruby the chargie (@lanshiiiii) August 7, 2020
If you played this game, you are a real one
