Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
National ID 3k lemaooooooo 😂😂 I’ll rather buy Amala with the money
— Slimkally (@Slimkally) October 15, 2019
Someone sent my guy chocolate from US and Nipost officials ate it.
— Uncle Uzor. (@kelecie) October 15, 2019
People who sleep with the duvet or blanket wrapped over their heads are dangerous psychopaths and should be avoided.
Any time I try it I feel like I’m suffocating within minutes yet people sleep very comfortably like that for an entire night…hian!
— Ugwunna Ejikem (@UgwunnaEjikem) October 15, 2019
Most ladies don’t know how to chat, they just answer questions.
— MR AHMED🇳🇬 (@UncleMohamz) October 15, 2019
If you want to hear the whole truth about yourself, just make your neighbor angry
— Born Gifted 🆖 (@Sammyskopi) October 15, 2019
I went late to a date two years ago, when I got to the location she was already on a date with a guy she just met there, they got engaged last year and they are getting married first Saturday of December.
— Trouble Maker 😒(G.O). (@ObongRoviel) October 15, 2019