Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Forget about everything they taught you in school ,if you don’t hustle you will suffer and Almighty Formular wouldn’t save you!
— Tosin🇳🇬🙎🏾♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) October 22, 2019
Stop saying ‘God when?’ if you ain’t:
—& accommodating people
Stop stressing God when you obviously not playing your part.
— BrezzIsLife (@jayythedope) October 22, 2019
Guys actually think they are the only ones that can use “I’ve told my mum about u” line better, Girls do it better now fam.
Check my header. >>>>
— Your Ex 🕺 (@harryolah) October 22, 2019
Perfect example of Oral contraception:
Guy: Let’s have sex.
— Abba T Makama (@abbaTmakama) October 22, 2019
Please what does the MC in MC oluomo stand for?
— Tolúlọpẹ́ (@tolusaba) October 22, 2019
Convocation rice slaps harder when you don’t know the person graduating.
— Ragnar Lol-broke (@Josh__IK) October 22, 2019