Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
Some of you still don’t know that, cheating may lead you to the right person. ??
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) December 9, 2019
If I wasn’t Nigerian I would hateeee Nigerians ????
— Nadine A. Audi (@iamnadinee) December 8, 2019
Some parents use to write BEWARE OF DOGS on their gate when their Daughter is still young!..
But when she is getting old and not yet married, they will be like ICE BLOCK IS SOLD Here.!!!!!!!???— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) December 9, 2019
People send so many BCs nowadays on WhatsApp that when they send important messages, I already think it’s a BC
— MR AHMED?? (@UncleMohamz) December 9, 2019
Nigerians call themselves “good people” too much for a country where the next person wants to cheat you for profit.
Too much for a country where we’re told to “shine our eyes” even as kids so we aren’t taken advantage of in markets, schools & other public spots.
Audio goodness.
— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) December 9, 2019
So who were the other intergalactic contestants from outside our solar system in this years Miss Universe com… Never mind.
— A (@abbaTmakama) December 9, 2019
