Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/jackfrost8/status/1297926478965899266?s=20
Let me change the password again, I’d still forget.
2.
Guys be like "I hate seeing you cry" and then make you cry.🤦♀️🤦♀️
— KGSB COMMUNITY ®️ (@KgsbCommunity) August 24, 2020
That’s how they used to do..tsk tsk
3.
God put a woman in the bible and she ruined the whole book in the first chapter smh pic.twitter.com/nnD9Kjh7qG
— OLUWAFEMI◽ (@Luckyflows) August 24, 2020
So we are casting blame now abi?
4.
when someone uses your hotspot and complains about speed https://t.co/sXHVrlaltr
— 👸 BOSS LADY🪙 (@theballykis) August 24, 2020
Beggar with preference. Shior
5.
My bank account balance https://t.co/MTv3HmKY3F
— Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) August 24, 2020
Cries in insufficient funds
6.
https://twitter.com/poppingpops_/status/1297865748921147392?s=20
Ati lo Ati de (We have gone and now we are back)
7.
Dangote: “take my card, go buy me a bottle of water and get yourself something too”
Me: pic.twitter.com/zCgP0ahbGy
— Ubani (@Jag_ubani) August 24, 2020
While I’m at it, I can even branch and buy Gucci and Rolls Royce
8.
Nobody:
Oyedepo: https://t.co/0YQk60JXdh— Twilight (@Easyy_) August 24, 2020
…
Funny tweets while men slept
9.
https://twitter.com/TheVunderkind/status/1297667933016076288?s=20
English lesson on the streets of Twitter
10.
Because Jesus didn't turn the bouquet to recreational marijuana.
😔 https://t.co/YziD5WoVMd— WATCH #eDeyHappen (@Eccentric_sky) August 23, 2020
True
