Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/vlvck_/status/1288872962695847937?s=20
Don’t lie, do you hate me?
2.
https://twitter.com/yemiee_/status/1288636333649473546?s=20
Word!
3.
You will watch Big Brother on your TV , then open twitter and the things you see would make you wonder whether you sef dey watch wetin everybody dey watch.
The narratives no be here mehn😂😂😂
— EyeCan (@Eyesaymymind) July 30, 2020
You’d be wondering if you were watching the back of the T.V, honezztly
4.
https://twitter.com/TayoAFC/status/1288755954826260480?s=20
Catalogue shopping
5.
My husband asked me to transfer 32k to his mechanic yesterday cos he had exceeded his daily limit. This morning, he returned the money – 32k exactly. Nothing else.
Men have no conscience 😡😡😡— Adenike Lanlehin (@omotomilola) July 30, 2020
Can you imagine? Wickedness
6.
When you make a post criticizing Google and the next captcha shows your street from sniping range pic.twitter.com/eAdH6zcDP2
— Muyiwa.dart (@MuyiwaOyinloye) July 30, 2020
What a predicament!
7.
https://twitter.com/kvng__timmy/status/1288735423594889216?s=20
My fellow sisters, beware
8.
https://twitter.com/Unavaillableee/status/1288788212379516929?s=20
At the end of the day, the “here” won’t come out well
9.
This married woman wants me to go on a date with her, but i told her i don't go on dates with married women and now she's acting shocked because i am the one she's married to.
— Sammy Desh (@Deshysmalls) July 30, 2020
We stan a principled man
Funny tweets we saw while men slept
10.
https://twitter.com/vilebillionaire/status/1288529871409491971?s=20
Plays “Aye le” (This world is hard) in the background
