Viral tweets just make Twitter utterly delightful; so we thought to curate our top 10 (there’s a bonus and then some) from last week. Some of the tweets will have you shedding a tear; others will make you bowl over with laughter; altogether they’ll give you an idea about what Twitter talked about during the week.
WE ARE ‘NORTH’ ENEMIES
Dear Southern twitter, I hope this reaches you well. I have come to realize that you hardly interact with us as such, most of you have negative perceptions about us. I wont force you to change your impressions but for the few of you who would like to reason as matured people…
— Rukayya 🤭 (@hayateey1) February 7, 2018
IT’S DANA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Flew Dana. Exit door was unstable throughout the flight. As we touched down it fell off. Scary stuff. pic.twitter.com/eDtTlNi2TZ
— Dr Ola Brown (@NaijaFlyingDr) February 7, 2018
DEAD TRAP
https://twitter.com/NaijaVirals/status/960572162489966594
WHY WE PRAY
Have you noticed that you pray less when you travel abroad? So many of our prayer points are caused by infrastructural inefficiencies. Nigeria's demons are not evil spirits. They are corrupt men in office.
— Subomi (@subomiplumptre) February 6, 2018
HOW DO WE SURVIVE?
I go work – No salary
I buy Garri – Lassa Fever
Mosquito bite me – Malaria/Fever
Make I chat – No light
I buy motor – No fuel
I subscribe – No network
Go to farm – Fulani herdsmen
9ja no easy oh.! If you live in this country & you haven’t lost it, you deserve a medal 😭😫
— KOBZ (@AgbaKobz) February 6, 2018
SAFETY, NOT INTEREST
https://twitter.com/DoreenGLM/status/960997669710782465
TURN UP THE FEMINISM
Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece: pic.twitter.com/VrnB4oJ8Cz
— Alex Bertulis-Fernandes (@alexbertanades) February 7, 2018
QUITTING GOALS
10 years since I quit smoking. Last stick was on the day before Ash Wednesday, 2008.
— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) February 6, 2018
SOARING FOR THE COUTURE
#SoarSuperEagles ⚡🔥🇳🇬 pic.twitter.com/5LGPW3Cpxo
— The NFF 🇳🇬 (@thenff) February 7, 2018
TRUMP AND KIM ARE BESTIES NOW?
Trump and Kim Jong Un (impersonators) meet at the Olympics! Hilarious. #VPinASIA pic.twitter.com/jf9rCQUsTK
— Josh Rogin (@joshrogin) February 9, 2018
AND MORE…
CHEMISTRY
https://twitter.com/pyepar/status/961592786914078722
AVOCADO
https://twitter.com/slidenmydms/status/961805874053435392
REMISSION
https://twitter.com/itssarazam/status/961727556893503489
ARGUMENTS
My position on argumentation is often sourced from a phrase I read in a Japanese book:
'Always remember that to argue, and win, is to break down the reality of the person you are arguing against. It is painful to lose your reality, so be kind, even if you are right.'
— Kazuki Yamada (@ikzauk) February 7, 2018
