The Thread: “You have brain laidis?” | Twitter NG ‘breaks bottle’ on Senator Burka Ibrahim’s defender

In case you are not aware, we will spell it out for you gladly: mad people roam Twitter Nigeria. Batty, cuckoo, loony people. We had to say it this way because what you’re about to read makes no iota of sense. Not a smithereen. This is how it began. Gimba Kakanda exposed the hypocrisy of... Read More

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The Thread: “I have brought my case to you, sir” | Is Mr President listening to Hon. Jibrin’s cry?

In case you are not aware, we will spell it out for you gladly: mad people roam Twitter Nigeria. Batty, cuckoo, loony people.

We had to say it this way because what you’re about to read makes no iota of sense. Not a smithereen.

This is how it began. Gimba Kakanda exposed the hypocrisy of Senator Bukar’s empathisers:

The clowns making excuses for Bukar Abba Ibrahim wouldn't have if he were a woman. They wanted Rahama Sadau dead for TOUCHING fellow ACTOR.

— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) July 3, 2017

And madness strolled into the street to say hi:

https://twitter.com/MuhammadKaramba/status/881796352103120896

Tweeps attempted to wrap their heads around it

Lol. Are you really equating a threesome with a non-sexual contact in a music video? Y'all are very interesting

— Mdur Ola 🙃 (@ipamaza) July 3, 2017

https://twitter.com/Der_Gesegnete/status/882291474448228352

LOL. So, Bukar as a politician is not a role model?
Kai! Nigerians

— Uwem Brown (@uwembrown1) July 5, 2017

Then lightning struck twice. In the exact same place!

https://twitter.com/MuhammadKaramba/status/881863582882967552

All of us can be mad; let’s go there.

We didn't then, we don't now, we won't tomorrow.

— Agent Fornicateur || NA/2587 (@AlleyCatBrawler) July 3, 2017

https://twitter.com/MuhammadKaramba/status/881865929591848960

She did what in particular? U are getting all sort of ideas just by seeing two people dancing but U want to look past a man caught in d act.

— Jaap Stam (@shurlermozx) July 4, 2017

Thank you jare! We should give Bukar an award for what he did. That lady should be condemned for not doing what Bukar did. Abi? No be so?

— Babington (@hellotunde) July 4, 2017

It escalated fast

What's this nonsense? The senator is not a role model? How do you even equate a real sexual act to movie acting? Stuff of legendary dumbness

— Demola Of Lagos 𓃵 (@OmoGbajaBiamila) July 4, 2017

The Doctors’ diagnosis

Person wey don dey mad. Just ignore his foolishness,ladies,women fall prey every time, but the men are saints, they're instantly forgiven

— Agba Sowe Dowo LLC ♥️🇳🇬 (@omymattville) July 4, 2017

Look at this hypocrite….odey

— AB (@moumean) July 4, 2017

Northern folly

This is the kind of hypocrisy that goes on in the northern parts. It's really disgusting.. smh

— Odianosen (@Odianosen_) July 4, 2017

Religious bias

Religion have never regarded women, and when your life depends on religion, you would treat women like shit too… Fortunately, some people

— I Hate Fake Yansh and Obidients (@barondevauls) July 5, 2017