In case you’ve been living under the rock, you should know that the number one topic in Nigeria last week was Banky Wellington and Adesua’s wedding. They are Nigeria’s favourite celebrity couple so it followed that everyone watched the wedding via Instagram.
Everything was going swell until Ebuka hit us with this picture.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbrZPBvHgJQ/?taken-by=ebuka
Suddenly, everything scattered. There was katakata everywhere. Twitter and Instagram were falling over themselves trying to understand this incredible creation Ebuka called agbada.
Here’s how it went down:
Better than alcohol, this AGBADA loosens our tongues
We are super excited to announce the launch of “Agbada X”.
This is the most advanced Agbada yet! It combines the flourish of the traditional flowing Agbada with the practicality of the possibility that “Man’s too hot”.
The top loading design was changed to “suit style”. pic.twitter.com/ZEZIQmZaq3
— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota) November 21, 2017
The top loading design was changed to “suit style” to allow all Man’s sauce to show rapidly when required. It allows hearts to be broken at a previously unanticipated rate.
At the last Saville Row Demo Day, Agbada X was named the top product as all other designers went Skrrrrrr pic.twitter.com/4lGaICq8xu
— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota) November 21, 2017
Agbada X was formally launched to the public last weekend at #BAAD2017. We expect sales to reach an all time high this holiday and wedding season.
Different variations will be introduced next year. pic.twitter.com/mhzFPCOhhe
— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota) November 21, 2017
Ebuka ooo!!!
CEO- Agbada Technologies
MD/CEO- Agbada Enterprises
CAPTAIN -Agbada Platoon
Daddy GO -Agbada Ministries
Commander in Chief -Agbada Republic
CHAIRMAN – Agbada Local Government
Principal Partner -Agbada consultants Limited
Youth Leader – Agbada Foundation#BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/1oCjDHPYww— Kanye Tomiwa (@kanyetomiwa) November 19, 2017
https://twitter.com/pejumadey/status/932285507941359617
Only Obasanjo can compare
The two most iconic moments in the history of Agbada. The Agbada hall of fame #Ebuka #Obasanjo #BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/Pb18enQEWy
— 🗯 (@MarvieIII) November 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/932324156204609536
Who are these uncultured individuals calling what ebuka wore "agbada"?
— Daddy D.O🇳🇬 (@DOlusegun) November 19, 2017
Tailor of life!
https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/932268874753560576
https://twitter.com/jahmalusen/status/932264042466627584
https://twitter.com/WoleOmari/status/932269206707589120
See you can group tailors into three
1)Tailors that MAKE cloth
2) Tailors that SEW cloth
3)Tailors that CONSTRUCT clothThat Ebuka's agbada is the type of agbada that they "construct". You don't sew that kind of agbada, you construct it
— Pope Leo♂️🇻🇦 (@zas_leo) November 19, 2017
https://twitter.com/lala_tobi/status/932302292371480576
https://twitter.com/officialdaddymo/status/932855570930991105
The Masterkraft epic fail
https://twitter.com/Onos147/status/932346943652728833
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bby1dgvA-my/?taken-by=masterkraft_
Let the regrets begin
Everyone saving that Ebuka's agbada to show their tailor. Can't wait for the what I wanted VS what I got tweets in a couple weeks.
— perfume shazam! (@Cohannnnn) November 19, 2017
My tailor said YES!
please twitter be my witness.
Can’t wait to see my ebuka agbada pic.twitter.com/feRQYIZES5— T’s 💭 (@ijkmnol) November 21, 2017
They've started imitating Ebuka's Agbada already. This tailor made it today. pic.twitter.com/XPP5YhMblj
— Chioma (@bluJAYNE_) November 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/KingAbsolute_/status/932650217933033475
#BAAD2017
I think I should erect a statue of @Ebuka. Nigerians wont complain this time. The Agbada is that good. pic.twitter.com/TyBukhkhUr— MD/Copywriter/Digital Marketer (@VortexProHQ) November 20, 2017
Tell me about it.
