Viral tweets just make Twitter utterly delightful; so we thought to curate our top 10 (there’s a bonus and then some) from last week. Some of the tweets will have you shedding a tear; others will make you bowl over with laughter; altogether they’ll give you an idea about what Twitter talked about during the week.
Check on it:
I need a job
https://twitter.com/TheVunderkind/status/933765444552577026
I got the job
Testimony time guys…. I got the job.
They are paying 4x my salary from my current job. Come and serve my God. He's great
— Alhaji (@yeankhar) November 23, 2017
Life is a leveller
https://twitter.com/WayAllDay/status/932849964631445504
The best revenge for rejection
My friend just got his marriage proposal rejected.
😟
He asked me what to do…
I said "cry, sulk, be sad…then get your ass up and make more millions"
Your money won't reject you.
— F Ọ́ L Ú 🚀 (@FolushoxFolarin) November 23, 2017
Love makes the world go round
When our worlds collided, it was just a matter of time.
Our story began today, many years ago
The harmony in the symphony,
My treasure!
Happy Anniversary Oludolapo
Your heart is my home. pic.twitter.com/EVj2q0jJdE— Prof. Yemi Osinbajo (@ProfOsinbajo) November 25, 2017
My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre payed flowers so i could receive them every year on my birthday. Well this is my 21st birthday flowers and the last. Miss you so much daddy. 💜 pic.twitter.com/vSafKyB2uO
— Bailey Sellers (@SellersBailey) November 24, 2017
Many ways to kill a cat
So yesterday I watched a movie
Laptop :parents bought it
internet: parents paid for it
Rice: Mom cooked it
Plantain:mom bought it, I fried it
Juice:mom bought it
I spent $0 on myself yesterday
So stop waiting for a guy to take you out
Enjoy yourself with your parents money— ✨ (@Chidinma_xo) November 24, 2017
Check that western privilege
Be like Atiku’s children
https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/934050126506676224
S.T.U.M.P.E.D
10 things I GENUINELY don’t understand.
1. Why some hate PMB so much
2. Why some hate GEJ so much
3. Why some hate Atiku so much?
4. Arsenal
5. Kanye West
6. Putin’s relationship with Trump
7. Nigerians
8. Big Brother Africa
9. Eating raw meat or fish
10. Politicians— Dr Joe Abah, OON (@DrJoeAbah) November 24, 2017
How To Be Petty: An African Mother’s Manual
BONUS
Police is not your friend
https://twitter.com/Chris__Haze/status/933339555230617600
Brain drain non-alert
Nigeria wins the #JollofWars forever
My mother-in-law is Nigerian & having jollof rice, oxtail, suya, & egusi soup for Thanksgiving has changed the whole game. I can never go back.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) November 22, 2017
It is settled.
