It’s official! Rochas Okorocha, the Governor of Imo state, has lost every last one of his marbles. Abi, what other diagnosis can be given to a Governor of a whole darn state, who embarked on a statue erection project when he’s owing his civil servants salaries? In spite of the outrage that caused, Governor Rochas did not hold a meeting with himself and call himself to order.
Mba.
He decided to take it up a notch. How about a Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment, he thought. That ought to shut up these angry, hungry citizens of mine, he must have mused. And who better to man it than my own personal person, my own blood, womb companion, Ogechi Ololo. Brilliant idea, he concluded, “I have something in this my head”.
People of God, that’s how Nigeria woke up to the first-ever moronic portfolio of this kind. And we know how Nigerian politicians like to outdo themselves with stupidity. What will Fayose do now?
Twitter Nigeria calls for prayers:
In Nigeria it's one day, one madness. Today it's appointment of a Commissioner for Happiness. pic.twitter.com/y9Q7v5FNyQ
— Dr Abdul Alkali◇DVM◆ (@Dr_abdul_alkali) December 5, 2017
Rochas Okorocha appointed his Sister Ogechi as Commissioner for Happiness and Couples' Fulfillment!
I have never heard of such commissioner in my life. Have you?
This democracy is a FRAUD! pic.twitter.com/zLkAID3So1
— Kemi (@d_problemsolver) December 5, 2017
“while Mrs. Ogechi Ololo as the Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment” – Governor of erections now has a commissioner for couples fulfilment *giggles* https://t.co/uAPjVzrM78
— tyro (@DoubleEph) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/Topson007/status/937932855187001345
From statue building to appointment of commissioner for happiness. What's next?
Rochas Okorocha fear God. pic.twitter.com/nZOfSECJLs— Ceejay (@Stefanweeks) December 5, 2017
Lets join hands and Pray for Rochas Okorocha. This thing is not normal.
— Nemmay. (@BowlOfWeird) December 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/Maxyfire/status/937982554954756096
#EndRochas
Nothing will derail us from this trending topic, #EndSARS
Not even Fuel scarcity.
Not even Rochas Okorocha.
Not even Christmas (If our wish is not done by then)
Yes we mean business!I implore that we all truthfully continue sharing our experiences or those of our friends.
— Ayo FBI (@PureMinD__) December 5, 2017
Dear Rochas Okorocha,
Thank you for trying to distract us from the #EndSARS campaign with your sisters appointment as 'Commissioner for Happiness'
May the God we serve visit you with heat rashes and small pox.We will continue.#EndSARS #EndSARS #EndSARS
— PAUL WAE (@PaulWae_) December 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/ogbeni_opa/status/937983319488319488
Hook ups and porn hubs
https://twitter.com/Ali_McHenri/status/937999074510372864
https://twitter.com/Ali_McHenri/status/937992625218572290
Rochas Okorocha appointed his sister commissioner for happiness and couple fulfillment …. I just want to know if they would build a new ministry like an actual building with workers or everyone will work remote …Slack way? I'm curious 😂
— Habeeb Bombata (@SeniorBombata) December 5, 2017
So what is the work of Rochas' Commissioner for Happiness & Couples' Fulfillment? Like will she award contracts to people to go out & make people happy? Or organise gifts between couples? Or teach them how to pleasure (use any word you want) themselves?
— Ilemona (@I_Am_Ilemona) December 5, 2017
Ndi Imo, ndo o
https://twitter.com/UrbanCulture06/status/937933927796396033
Rochas Okorocha appointed his Sister Ogechi Ololo (nee Okorocha) as Commissioner for Happiness and Couples' Fulfillment? Forget about the nepotism, that is now a regular in both Federal and State governments, but what is commissioner for happiness? Imo una Governor no well at all pic.twitter.com/p0dHmp9Kt7
— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) December 5, 2017
Okorocha has broken another record. He has appointed a Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Ndi Imo, na who do una this kind thing na?
— Jackson Ude (@jacksonpbn) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/D_MayKer/status/938002115452198913
Nothing to be happy about
https://twitter.com/chinenyezebetty/status/937940872716578817
https://twitter.com/GreatGracious/status/937989024001687552
Commissioner for happiness and you still dey owe salaries. What's there to be happy about? Rochas Okorocha pic.twitter.com/sG9Xqrqwnr
— Ceejay (@Stefanweeks) December 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/AdForumCo/status/937958230608801793
Okorocha swears in his sister as Imo state Commissioner for Happiness and Couple's Fulfillment. Wayo man! He has been erecting statues of single African leaders without their spouses. Zuma is without his wives. How will his single statues benefit from his sister's new portfolio?
— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) December 4, 2017
Men of "god" will fool us
Politicians will fool us
SARS will torture us
Yomi will call us criminals
Libyans will sell us
Today is Commissioner for Happiness
Tomorrow will be Commissioner for Divorce and Sadness
Who have we offend bayi Oluwa? pic.twitter.com/pIPRDHc6z6
— 🦋🦋Arya Stark is OBIdient 🦋🦋🇨🇦 (@cute_pecky) December 5, 2017
Nigerians should thank God that Okorocha didn’t become President at the point he was seriously aspiring some years back. Nigeria would have been worse than Libya under him. Commissioner For Happiness Tinz.
— Olakunle Ajayi, Ph.D. (@OlakunleAdenibi) December 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/Nedunaija/status/937779965717831680
Chai.
